gay2kornee:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Top this, bottom that. I’m sex repulsed. I don’t care. Get your pocket knife out and whittle me a duck. That’ll impress me.

If you wanna be my lover you’ve gotta win the timed whittling competition at the county fair.

Fuck all my other “standards” this is it

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